Why Spotify Sucks

I just watched the Session Highlights of Spotify CEO Daniel Ek and investor/adviser Sean Parker’s talk with Walt Mossberg at the All Things Digital Conference, and it confirmed what I have thought for a long time: Spotify sucks, is bad for artists, and hopefully does not succeed. I am not saying this because I have bias (I work for eMusic). I am saying this because I am a musician, I know a ton of musicians, I play in a band, I have toured with my band, and I have seen behind the curtain of how the music industry works. I know how little money there is to go around it, and I can give you some examples.

Return of the Era of the Single?

One of the most irritating things I hear is that “people don’t want full albums, they only want singles.” People generally will say “albums only have one or two songs that are worth hearing, the rest is filler.” So, that’s a giant lie. Yes, I’m sure the one Chris Brown song you heard at the mall is the only good song on his record. But if you’re buying a Chris Brown record and going to the mall, you aren’t the kind of person that is going to deeply engage with a digital music service anyways. You probably also have bad taste. If you are a real music fan, you buy records because you like the artist. You want to hear the entire record.

Artists don’t go into the studio to record one good song and then load up the rest of the record with filler. I’m sure there are plenty of pop factory records that do, but in that case, the label is probably shooting to moon and trying to launch the new teen sensation or something. *Real* artists are trying to create something great. You would never get a Radiohead record and skip through the tracks until you found the hit. You listen to the entire record, know every song, and view the work as a whole, as a period in the band’s life.

Saying that people only want to consume bands and artists in a hyper-unaware, ADD fashion is insulting and a piece of misdirection. “Album sales are down, accept that people might pay for one song only and be happy about it!” No. There is nothing better than a great album by a great band. And there are many, new ones arriving weekly.

The simple facts are: an artist will make more money from the purchases of their album, digital or otherwise, than they will from the sum of streaming royalties. Let’s say an album sells for $10 on iTunes, the label gets $7, and the artist gets $2 of that. If the albums sells 100,000 copies – which in this day and age, is what a semi-famous indie will sell – the artist gets about $200,000. Assume the artist is a band with 4 people: $50,000 each (let’s make it $37,000 after taxes). If you’re from my hometown where the median income is in the mid-$20K range, congrats: you’re in the middle class. If you live in Brooklyn (probably Bed Stuy or Flatbush on that money), you make less than a 23 year old on their first job post-college.

So that money doesn’t look very good, right? Let’s look at another scenario. YOU’RE the label. You made the record in your bedroom, but it sounds great, and Pitchfork wrote about you. 100,000 albums is a dream, you sold 20,000 albums – huge numbers for a DIY-er. You make $140,000 / take off taxes / divide by 4. You’re poor.

Artists Have Other Revenue Streams, Right?

Um, not really…. I mean, there is touring. Let’s break down touring. Assume you are in my band, and you want to go on tour for 2 weeks (we’ve done this, a bunch of times). Before you even leave home, the vehicle rental is a fixed cost, about $3,000 – could be cheaper depending where you tour, but ultimately, it’s expensive. If your only income is your band, this could be a non-starter. $750 per man from someone making $1,000 a month is a lot of money. Remember, the money made from an album doesn’t come in one lump sum, and the royalties are cumulative for an entire 1-2 years, and money is probably only paid every quarter, if that often. And the money is only a reality if 1) you made an awesome record and 2) people buy it. Not just “people,” but every person who likes the album. You can see where our numbers fall apart again.

So not only do we have to pay about $3,000 for our van, we need to put gas in it every day. Not sure if you’re aware how expensive gas is these days, but speculation by banks into the commodities and futures markets have caused things like gas to shoot up into the holy shit expensive range. When you go to fill up your gas tank, expect to drop $100 every time. Let’s assume you fill up 2/3 of the days you are on tour (10 days). There’s another $1000 in fixed costs.

You might be asking, why not play venues that are closer together? You would save money! That would be awesome, but that’s not gonna work. Every state in America has a finite number of towns in it that are even remotely interesting. Try this: name 6 towns in Virginia that have music venues that support your style of music. Ok, now get booked in all 6 towns. You can’t because: you may have zero draw (number people willing to come see and pay money for it), the venue is already booked, the promoter might not like your music.

But let’s shoot the moon. Let’s say you booked all 6 venues back to back. Since you’re on a 2 week tour, let’s assume you’re playing every night. For one hour. Monday-Saturday, 6 nights in a row in Virginia. Since you’re new to the area, cover is $5 and you keep everything after the first 20 people pay. For four people in your band to split $100 a night, you need to have 40 paying customers every night for 6 nights. That means: to cover your gas for Tuesday and zero dollars left to split, you need to bring 40 people out to a music venue in Virginia, that may or may not even know who you are and have them plop down $5 to do so. You’re also trying to do this at a venue in a potentially backwoods town, and the venue might have 5 bands a night, 7 days a week.

This is not meant to be a horror story, this is reality. It is insanely hard to make money touring at a DIY level. But what you’re probably thinking is: yeah, but larger acts make a fucking killing, it’s just your shitty band that can’t make any money. Fair, but let’s break that down. Aerosmith? Yes, private jets, made $20M for 10 shows in Rio recently, boatloads of cash. Springsteen could sell out 20 nights in a row at Giants Stadium. But the number of people who can even come close to doing anything like that is very very small.

I know a band (they’ll remain nameless) that was recently in Pollstar’s Top 50 grossing acts. The band grosses about $1M a year from touring. They make guarantees at venues. A talent buyer calls up their booker and says he’ll give them $X to play at Y venue. The band thinks it over and might accept. They have a consistent draw in enough markets to command a decent guarantee. The band also sells a lot of merch. Because they are a jammy / folky kind of band, they don’t sell a lot of records. So, touring is their main source of income. Band has a booker, a manager, a crew, and 5 band members. My friend is in the band. What is his cut of that million dollar pie? $32,000 a year. $10K less than I made at my first job in NYC. And they’re a SUCCESS story!

Their tour bus runs about $700 a day. They have to add some production value to their show, so they have a crew. Manager takes his cut off the top, and they have to take out money for taxes. My friend assures me that NO ONE is making the money you think they are making from touring. A lot of major pop acts will release a single from a new album, and if it doesn’t blow up like they expect, they’ll cancel their stadium / arena tour, knowing how expensive it is to not have consistent sellouts (Kelly Clarkson and Christina Aguilera both cancelled tours a few years ago, rather than scale back).

So where are those other revenue streams?

Spotify pays about $0.0004 per stream. Let’s say you write an amazing pop tune, the internet goes crazy, and Spotify’s users stream that song One Million Times. $400. You and your 3 bandmates are taking home a cool $100 a piece. Having your song streamed a million times means your band has some level of fame. And your reward for blanketing Spotify with your single is 400 fucking dollars. Let’s assume my math is WAY off and Spotify actually pays a penny ($0.01) per stream. Congrats on your cumulative payout of $2500 per man. If you are super broke, you’re happy, for a month.

Of course, let’s realize that almost no one generates 1 million streams. So almost no one is making that much money, which isn’t even a lot of money.

Artists Get Exposure?

I have heard SO MANY people defend Spotify and say “but artists get exposure.” How? How does generating a $0.0004 payout to an artist qualify as anything other than “I just got to hear music on demand for free.” That artist probably spent $2000-10000 making their record. So those million streams are just paying them back for that (if they get the huge royalty rate of one fucking penny per stream, which is absurdly high). They then hope to translate those listens into paying customers at their shows.

Here is where the logic falls apart for me, because none of the people who say that (“artists get exposure”) are in a band, have toured, and have had to generate an audience of paying customers. It is very very hard to get all of your FRIENDS to come to a show, much less strangers in a area where you are not from and have no roots. Saying that streams translate into concert attendance makes the false assumption that everyone who listens to music sees all of those bands in concert every chance they get.

MOST people don’t ever see live music. MOST people don’t go out on Tuesday nights. Some markets work different than others. In NYC, you might have people come out on a Tuesday night and see you. In some college markets, the same. But even in rowdy college towns, you can’t always rely on a huge turnout on weeknights, even from those people who enjoy your music.

To make the argument that somehow Spotify changes this is ludicrous. Otherwise, what does “exposure” mean? Does it mean this listener is now going to spend top dollar for your goods? They were just of Spotify to SAVE MONEY, and NOT PAY full price, or at all, for your music.

There is no added exposure, there’s $0.0004 to you and your buddies.

Music is not Free

I don’t care how this sounds – Lars Ulrich was ahead of his time. Napster somehow made everyone believe that music is free and it is Your Right to be able to download the shit out of it, at will, for eternity. In that scenario, musicians are basically expected to live in abject poverty. Yes, you’ll have your manufactured stars that appear to have it all, and the few that break through actually will. But in society these days, music and movies and art are seen by the general public as not a product, but as an unalienable right that all people have to download and then vote on the life or death of the artists who created them.

At the end of last year, I was really into The War on Drugs lastest record. I actually see all the bands I respect live, so I was at their sold-out show at The Bowery Ballroom. I hung around after to have some beers and maybe meet the band, since I noticed they were packing up their merch tables themselves. Standing there, I overheard the lead singer’s friend ask the band where they were crashing that night (the band is from Philly). Lead singer: “The Red Roof Inn in Secaucus, my dad got us 2 rooms.”

LCD Soundsystem played their final show at Madison Square Garden last year, rounding off a year of a tour or 2 at some of the biggest venues and festivals across the world. James Murphy appears to make a bunch of dough, but I know someone who knows Nancy Whang (maybe the 2nd most recognizable person in the band), and she’s close to 40 years old and lives with 2 roommates. I know other members of the band do a lot of substitute teaching.

When I saw the Dirty Projectors play the 4th of 4 sold-out shows at The Bowery Ballroom a few years ago, they were setting up their own gear because they don’t have a crew, and that was at the height of their popularity – The Roots and David Byrne joined them on stage that night.

When Sharon Van Etten made her record last year, she actually didn’t live anywhere – she was crashing with different friends throughout. And these are the SUCCESS stories. These are some of the most revered artists of present day. Magazine covers, indie label contracts, the occasional video, Take Away Shows, sold out NYC shows. And they’re just scraping by. Spotify’s not saving them, and won’t.

Imagine what Spotify’s not doing for artists that aren’t at the top of the game.

Move Your Money

I usually only use this WordPress blog to write about WordPress plugins I write and the occasional funny anecdote, but I wanted to share what I think is an awesome initiative I have found called Move Your Money.

The global financial meltdown of 2008 has been fascinating for me: not the outcome, but reading about what happened. If you know nothing about it, the movie Inside Job is a good place to start I suppose, but it doesn’t really tell the whole story and comes off as a little hack-y.

I read The Big Short . It really ignited my interest to explore the disgusting inner-workings of Wall Street. Mainly after I saw this 60 Minutes episode:

My favorite book on the crisis is Griftopia by Matt Taibbi:

You can also check out these fascinating eps of PBS’s Frontline on Netflix (also Instantly-watchable):

Breaking the Bank, focuses on Bank of America’s accusation of Merrill Lynch
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/breakingthebank/view/

Inside the Meltdown, focuses on Hank Paulson and the Bailout
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/meltdown/view/

Anyways, these are just a sampling of the things I have watched and read that have filled me with rage, bewilderment, and a complete sense of powerlessness. Yay! I mean really, there is nothing almost anyone could do that would change anything when it comes to Wall Street.

BUT, there are a few things you can do to minimize the financial raping that any one individual bank can thrust onto you.

1) Don’t use Credit Cards

Easier said than done, believe me I know, but I got fed up and just paid off all of my credit cards in full. At the height of the crisis, all of my lenders jacked my APRs to 30% interest. Thanks, assholes. Being lazy and despondent, I made minimum payments and allowed my balance to hover near max. If you ever want to know for sure how bad of an idea that is, take a gander at your credit report. One of the single biggest factors in your credit score is your debt-to-credit ratio. It’s simple math: if you have a $1000 line of credit and are using $995 of it, your score goes down. If you are using 0% of it, your score goes up.

Now, let’s say you have 5 cards that all have balances. You might think to yourself, I should pay off all 5 balances and then cancel 4 of them. Not so fast…. closing accounts fucks with your credit. You can actually do damage by removing them. Does this make any sense? No.

Anyways, I recently paid off my MasterCard and my Chase / Best Buy Card. Those fuckers still charge me $3 a month for the honor of having a $0 balance, but they can’t hurt me anymore financially.

Allie recently paid off her CapitalOne card in full. They keep calling her trying to suggest ways for her to get into financial peril. They suggest taking a vacation, paying bills, taking out a fucking cash advance! When she counters with “No, you assholes raised my APR to 30% without any warning, I am never using this card again” they say “don’t you want to close the account?” she says “no, that will hurt my credit even more.” Their actual response: “Whatever.” Click. Dial Tone.

2) Leave your Big Bank, do your banking at a local Credit Union

Brian Gitman turned me on to this over dinner at the ever elegant and delicious Hooters on Saturday night. From Wikipedia:

credit union is a cooperative financial institution that is owned and controlled by its members and operated for the purpose of promoting thrift, providing credit at reasonable rates, and providing other financial services to its members.[1][2][3] Many credit unions exist to further community development[4] or sustainable international development on a local level.[5]

Here is the definition of a Big Bank. From CapitalOne:
“Take out a cash advance at 30% APR” … “Whatever”

I am only now learning about Credit Unions, so I don’t have anything to report yet, but definitely check this out: http://moveyourmoneyproject.org/

3) Follow the developments of projects like BankSimple

Check it out here: https://www.banksimple.com/

The former lead developer of Twitter, Alex Payne, is working on this project. Once it launches, count me in as one of its first customers.